Insulted.

You know those annoying ads that wheedle their way into the pages you're reading? Well I'm over on My Space and the ads that pop up for me say:

Are you clean inside? Death begins in the colon. Now is the time to free your body of accumulated toxins and other causes of irritable bowel syndrome."

The ad below that one says:

Breakthrough new herbal formulation ends constipation, diarrhea, bloating and cramps. Try Digestrol today!

You know, I'm old. But I'm not that old.